You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
So. Much. Porn.
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