He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?