He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.