fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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