What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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