I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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