It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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