You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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