Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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