Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dick very happy bro
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
