I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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