My brain says no but my pants say off.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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