...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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