And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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