so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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