Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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