May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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