don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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