It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?