she was so not down for the gang bang
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches