dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed