Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream