She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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