we have officially lost it.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we made out on top of his cat.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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