Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think i have two assholes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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