We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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