Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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