Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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