Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Shame - the story of my life.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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