THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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