I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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