As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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