Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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