That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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