There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.