i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.