You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man