i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?