Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
This is classic penis vs brain.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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