I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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