just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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