At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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