I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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