She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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