What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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