Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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