No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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