drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize