Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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