All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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