I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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