Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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