Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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