Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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