i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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