that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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